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You Might Be A Scrooge If…..

December 14, 2005

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If you get your Christmas tree at a rest stop at night. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If your favorite pastime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors’ string of Christmas lights . . . you just might be a Scrooge.

If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin. . . you just might be a Scrooge.

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One comment

  1. Funny blog!



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