By Christopher Fisher
March/April 2007
Sitting on the promises of Christ my King,
Basking in the glow that all his blessings bring.
“Glory!” on the sofa I will shout and sing,
Sitting on the promises of God!
CHORUS
Sitting, sitting,
Sitting on the promises of God my Savior;
Sitting, sitting,
I’m sitting on the promises of God.
Sitting on the promises I cannot fail,
Though my godless neighbor’s sure to roast in hell.
I give a lazy wave and then I wish him well,
Sitting on the promises of God.
(Repeat Chorus.)
Sitting on the promises of Christ the Lord,
Why should I feel guilty for not “sharing” more?
Isn’t that the stuff we pay our pastors for?
Sitting on the promises of God.
(Repeat Chorus, if it’s not too much trouble.)
Sitting on the promises I can not rest
Till I see my favorite show on CBS.
As for serving others, well I did my best.
Sitting on the promises of God.
(Again, repeat Chorus, if you’re feeling up to it. Or sit down to catch your breath. Or just bow your head and pretend to pray while you take a little nap)