UNCLE PHIL’S DINNER AT CHRISTMAS

Tickets are going quickly. Four performances December 12, 13 and 19, 20. For tickets and information call: 615.868.3360

Free Tank of Gas??

Churchgoer vs Christian

Taking their lead from the PC – Mac parodies that you have seen on TV a group has a whole series of the Churchgoer vs Christian videos. Here are a couple. If you like them click on the YouTube logo in the video and it will take you to these and others.

I Love Some Political Cartoons

In my humble opinion this picture speaks volumes. (Found this over at John Dobbs Blog)

On The Lighter Side

Time to blog has been at a premium of late. So hopefully these will put a smile on your face.

A young boy was riding to Bible Study with me a while back and remarked that all of the cars his family had owned, as far back as he could remember, had hand cranks for the windows. Well thanks to my Bud Bill Carlisle, here is a solution to that problem. 

Got a pesky squirrel problem…just relocate them.

And what would a day of funny videos be with out a friendly poke at Hillary. This is not new, but still funny.

Have a great day…and be sure to vote!

A Little Christmas Cheer From “Straight No Chaser”

The 12 Days of Christmas like you have never heard it before.

Thanks Bill for sharing this one.

Christmas Dinner

While not new, still an old standard and always good for a laugh

Fall Festival At Madison

This past Wednesday evening was our Fall Family Night. The Picture above is one of our grand daughters Sydney. There were loads of visitors from the community, a drama about the dry bones in Ezekiel, food, and of course “Trunk or Treat”.

Here are two pictures of Madison’s own Tom Haddon, our Involvment Minister. Just one look and I bet you would be ready to be involved…right?

Thanks to Todd Hibbs for these great photos. If you would like to see more check out this link to Todd’s Flicker Photo Show.

Have a super weekend!

Happy She’s Not

This may be old news to some who read this blog, but it was new News to me. Laughing I am.

PANAMA CITY, Fla. — Oh, what a feeling. Toy Yoda!

A former Hooters waitress has sued the restaurant where she worked, saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest.

Instead she won a new toy Yoda — the little green Jedi master from Star Wars.

Jodee Berry, 26, then a waitress at the Hooters in Panama City Beach, won a contest to see who could sell the most beer in April.

Manager Jared Blair told waitresses that the contest was a regional promotion, according to the lawsuit, and that the top 10 waitresses from each restaurant would be entered in a drawing. The person whose name was drawn would win a “new Toyota automobile,” the lawsuit says Blair told them.

In early May, Berry said, Blair told her she had won.

“I couldn’t believe that out of all the girls who were entered, I was the winner,” Berry said.

She was blindfolded and led to the restaurant parking lot. When the blindfold was removed, Berry wasn’t looking at a new car, but a Yoda doll.

Berry said she looked beyond the $40 toy, hoping to see the car driving around the corner. Blair, she said, was inside the restaurant laughing. But she wasn’t.

“A corporation can’t lead their employees on like that,” Berry said. “It’s not good business ethics. They can’t do that to people.”

Berry quit the restaurant a week later.

She sued Gulf Coast Wings, owners of the restaurant, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation. She is seeking as compensation, the cost of a new Toyota — the car.

Her lawyer, Stephen West of Pensacola, said he was also looking at false advertising statutes.

West said one other Hooters waitress verified Berry’s story.

Berry said Blair knowingly misled them through the course of the contest by telling the employees he didn’t know what kind of Toyota it would be — whether a car, truck or van. The suit contends that he also told them the winner would be responsible for the tax on the new automobile.

West said those statements would go a long way toward defeating any defense argument that Berry misunderstood Blair.

The restaurant regularly had contests where management would come through with the promised prize, said Berry, who worked at Hooters for about a year before quitting.

Stuart Houston, a spokesman for the company, said it had not been served with the lawsuit yet and he would not comment.

– Information from the News Herald in Panama City was used in this report.

Things To Consider On A Friday

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety-one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?